Basically: if you go online, you’re hosed

I wanted to call this post “Sound Advice.” But I would say that, wouldn’t I?

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Productivity tip #1:  Don’t sit down. It’s amazing how much you can get done when you come home from work if you just stay on your feet. 

Productivity tip #2:  If you do sit down, make your music loud and hard to turn off. Vinyl is best. A cd player on the other side of the room with no remote control is almost as good. (This makes it nearly impossible to watch funny videos on the internet.)

Productivity tip #3: If you do sit down, and you don’t turn on music, unplug. Shun the vasty deeps of the internet. 

Written while (what else?) procrastinating.